Wallet open, held out, empty
Broke Cat holding an empty wallet
Broke Cat
Total holdings, all pockets
$0.00
I open the wallet, I show you the inside, and then I do the thing with my other hand.
Checked 47 times today

Where I found out

Three separate locations, one identical result. In each of them somebody was standing close enough to watch me check.

Broke Cat on the casino floor
The floor
04:00

I was told these machines give money back. They gave noise back. Fifteen thousand on the sign above my head and nothing at all in the leather.

Broke Cat at the checkout
Lane six
18:20

Everything was already on the belt. The chips, the cookies, the confidence. The person in the red shirt waited very politely, which made it much worse.

Broke Cat on the corner
The corner outside
Any hour

This is where the wallet usually gets opened, because at this point it is less about checking and more about showing people that I checked.